Contest entry for AntiHannahMontana FC's "If you met Hannah Montana..."

The file is big, if you can't see it please download. C:

C: I was gonna do it all gory but nah. My Photoshop program died on me today in the morning when I was working on the comic. I was half way done through the work in my computer when the program kicked me out. I had Corel but I lost practice using it so nah. So I had to resort on using my sharpies and pens and Paint for the dialogue. I think Photoshop could not handle her stupidity waves. ()

Meaning of the comic: If I were to met HM, I would be wearing an anti-HM shirt and boat oar slap her good. I won't kill her, have someone rape her, torture her, etc. I will just boat oar slap her and push her off the bridge, let the sharks do the work, and if not in the ocean, let the alligators or carnivore critters of the water do the job. C:

Reasons why I hate Hannah Montana:
1) Her stupid show is stupid
2) Her stupid voice makes my ears cry
3) Her stupidity annoys me (spoiled brat)
4) Her stupid ex bf or w/e he was, (another stupid, Jonas w/e his name is) is stupid like her, pathetic excuse for music
5) Her stupid merchandise and f*** smiling face is everywhere
6) Her stupid self, wth is with her? Being a "role model" for little girls?? "I wanted a Mercedes~" Yeah I want one too, but I don't bitch about it.
7) Her stupid name (Hannah) is the same (w/o the 'h' ) as the name of the rival high school of my school where a bunch of rich snob bitches go.

Flames will be used for the fireworks exhibit in my city, so don't bother wasting energy telling me how good Hannah Montana is, blah, blah, blah ()

IGL boat oar (c) TheGrief (BELIEVE IT! ITS MINE!)


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Wow! This comic has reached over 100 favorites! Thank you so much everyone! Me thinks if I should post the second part~
HERES THE LINK TO THE sort of SECOND PART!! [link]

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